#83, Guy's story: This is part 2 of the streaking incident ---
My friend and I streaked together, which led to an amazing first-time experience...

"Come help me get warm," she said, shaking her hair loose from her face. As I approached, she opened the blanket and encircled me, at the same time meeting my mouth with hers in a warm, wet kiss. This was my first fully naked, skin-on-skin embrace, and I could scarcely believe how amazing it felt. Instinctively, I wrapped my arms around her a pulled her tightly to me. I could feel the softness of her breasts pressing into my chest, my cock squeezed sideways and up past her hip, and her pubic hair and the heat beneath against my thigh as we continued to devour lips, tongues, throats, ears, shoulders with impassioned kisses.

B__ moved her hips against my leg, and I felt the wet warmth of her pussy. Our hips were moving in rhythm together, and somehow she swiveled and rose at just the right moment, slipping my cock between her legs. She was so wet, and I so hard, that I nearly entered her without trying. Her eyes widened as she whispered "No, just stay like this..." She tightened her thighs and straddlled my cock, sliding her pussy along its length while grinding her hips into me, our mouths, tongues, and hands still feverishly exploring every part of each other within reach.

I slid my hand down her back, pressing my fingers into the crack of her ass; B__ gasped as I passed over the tiny tuft of hair surrounding her asshole to pull my cock up into her slit; while I held onto my cock head and supported her butt, B__ was able to fully let go, rocking and grinding down hard. Soon she was sucking in her breath while murmuring strange little whispers, then hold her breath in till finally little chirping sounds would escape from the back of her throat, followed by a deep exhale. For my part I had managed to take her breast into my mouth, kissing, licking, and then actually sucking, which I had never done before; I settled into a sucking rhythm in time with our breathing, sending her over the edge; B__ tensed up on tip-toe and arched backward, nearly throwing me off balance. With the tip of my cock pressed into her ass crack, I could feel the pulsing of her orgasm; this was all so new and incredibly mind-blowing.

"Oh God..., " she whispered as she stepped back and reached down to grab my cock, which was soaking wet from her juices and mine. Just the presence of her hand stroking me was enough; I was seconds away from coming. B__ sat down on the couch behind us.

"Here, do it on my leg", she said, guiding me down toward her. I straddled her thigh and came, overshooting her thigh and sending jet after jet streaming over her belly. As I turned to sit beside her, she tentatively dipped a finger into the pool that gathered just above her pubic hair, which was still dark and shining with her own juices. I watched as she circled each of her nipples with a drop of my come, then dipped once more, and sucked the droplet off her finger.
"Hmmm, not too bad..." she said, suddenly leaning over to place a tender kiss on the head of my cock, then licking the remaining come from the opening. I reciprocated by leaning in to kiss her pussy, and left my head in her lap while she stroked my hair. We remained there for quite awhile. True story.

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#82, Guy's story: I wrote this up and it went long, so I'm posting in 2 parts ---
Years ago while still in high school, I was hanging out with a girl, mostly just a friend but also an occasional make-out buddy, on a night when neither of us could think of anything to do. Just talking and hanging around her house, she brought up the subject of streaking. I tried to remain non-committal and disinterested, but I was got slightly embarrassed when she worked her way around to confronting me with the fact that she knew I had streaked a friend of hers' neighborhood.

I was embarrassed mainly because on the night in question I rode my bike about 4 blocks down through an area close to my house, but in a different school district where I didn't know very many people. I loved the feeling of being out at night completely naked, maybe a little too much, because about halfway out I started getting an erection; as my cock got harder, the sensation of the cool night air became more and more pleasurable. As I turned the next corner, I noticed a group of people out by the street a couple of house down. I hadn't anticipated that big a crowd, but there was nothing to do but speed past. As I did, I heard various reactions from the group, mostly positive laughter; a couple of the guys even ran after me, calling out for the girls to follow. Fortunately by that time my anxiety dropped my erection down to about half-mast, so I didn't look like a complete fool.

Anyway, I wasn't sure what her friend had told her, and I was sort-of hoping she would drop the subject. Instead she surprised me:

"So, was it fun?" she asked.
"Yeah, I guess, I probably mumbled."
"All the girls at Kelli's house said they'd like to see you streak; Kelli said you looked... pretty cute. You're turning red."
"So you and Kelli and who else were talking?," I asked.
"Kelli, DeAnn, Dena, and Linda. And me. But only Kelli saw you. And Kelli's little sister, but we didn't let her go with us when we did it."
"What?"
"We streaked your house, but I don't think anyone saw us. I don't think you were even home."
"Wait, what night was this?"
"Friday."
"I was at Kevin's."
"Anyway, we took Kelli's car, and just ran up the street and back by your house."
"Lightweight," I kidded her, inside I was kicking myself for having missed the incredible spectacle of 5 naked girls running down my street. I had made out with B__ enough to have a sense of her body, but I had never seen her completely revealed.
"Oh yeah? I bet you wouldn't go all the way around this block."

"I would if you would," I responded, expecting her to back down. The next few minutes were a haze, and before I knew it, we were on her porch together, me in my boxers and B__ in cutoffs and a t-shirt.

"You go down by the driveway, and when I'm ready, you start and I'll catch up. But no turning around to look at me, or the bet's off."

I went down to the driveway, took off my boxers, and waited. A moment later, I heard her signal, and started jogging, resisting the temptation to turn and take in the sight of B__ naked in the moonlight. After B__ caught up with me, the streak itelf was fairly uneventful. We ran side-by-side, and although I could see her small-ish breasts and pink nipples bouncing along in my peripheral vision, I didn't try to take advantage by stealing a glance. We were both just running along as if nothing was unusual, except my heart was pounding, and every so often one or both of us would burst out laughing.
But then the novelty of the situation and the cool night air began to have an effect on me, and against my will, my cock started getting hard. We were on the back stretch, a street with houses on only one side, so our chances of being seen were pretty small. At that point I didn't know if B__ could see or sense my predicament, but then I glanced over just as she happened to look downward, and I saw her eyes widen. I pretended not to notice anything, but she had a sly, knowing smile on her face.

"You, uh... comfortable?" she asked, still smiling.

That was enough to drop my hard-on down a few degrees as we rounded the last corner. B__ sprinted ahead as we turned up the walkway, and I followed her to the front door, both of us panting and laughing a little. She hurried through the doorway, and I was mesmerized by her smooth back, slightly protruding shoulder blades, lean thighs, and jiggly little ass, slightly paler than the surrounding flesh and flushed pink. The sight of her as she hurried to the couch and pulled a blanket around herself was heart-breakingly beautiful.

She turned to face me as I closed the door. She wasn't laughing or smiling her sly smile, her expression had turned to something irresistible that I had never seen before.

--- look for the second part, there's more action there! ---

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#81, Guy's story: A few months ago, I was surfing some p on the net, and forgot to clear my history. When I got back from work the next day, my wife was pissed. She had seen the websites I was visiting, and was shocked. After i pathetically apologized to her for awhile, she said "come upstairs". She told me to take off my pants and come into the bathroom. I was wearing boxers. When I got in there she shoved the tip of my shaving gel can inside my fly and unloaded the whole can into my pubic hair. It foamed up and filled out my shorts and dripped down my leg. I said "what are you doing?". And she said "shhhh!". 
She massaged my cock inside my shorts until it was good and hard and the gel was everywhere, then she told me to drop my boxers. The floor was a mess, I had shave gel running down my legs. She made me sit on the counter, then took my razor and started shaving off my pubic hair. It was weird, because she was pissed but I was turned on. It took 15 minutes, and she shaved me totally bare, including my balls. She told me to stand up, wet a big washcloth and washed me off. The floor was soaked with water, gel, hair.  I was rock hard, and looked longer. 
Then she asked if I was turned on, uhh, yeah. She asked "would you like me to suck you off?". This was really unlike her. I said yes. 
She said, "forget it, but next time come to me when you're horny, not the Internet.". She told me to clean up the bathroom as she walked out, leaving me bald and aching for an orgasm.
True story. 

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#79, Guy's story: Not really a story, just a nice unexpected moment:

I used to have my hair cut by Alicia, who was pretty hot--her body was athletic, and the tight jeans she wore showed off her ass beautifully.

During one haircut, she and I were alone, and she did something she'd never done: I was sitting there, my arms resting on the arms of the barber chair, and she was in front of me, facing me. She moved in very close--so close that the arm of the chair went between her legs.

So she was basically pushing her crotch against the arm of the chair while she cut my hair. Or, rather, since my hand was resting on the arm, she was pushing her crotch against the back of my hand.

There was no suggestive conversation, no seductive tone of voice. Still.... there I was, alone with a hot woman, who'd placed herself closer to me than she really needed to be, with her crotch pressed against my hand.

I wonder if she realized it was my hand she was pressed against. Maybe she just didn't realize, because my hands were covered by that haircut smock thing. But, I dunno....... Something tells me she knew it was my hand against her. I mean, as a guy, I have a pretty good idea when my crotch is pressed against something! Maybe she was just looking to ensure a good tip?

That's all, nothing else happened.... just some silent grinding, but from where I was sitting it was damned hot. Hmm, I guess the only ones who won't Meh this are the guys with haircut fetishes, but hey, they deserve true stories too eh?

True story.

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#77, Girl's story: My husband and I are swingers. He loves it when I fuck other men and I love to fuck them.

One thing I like to do is fuck our neighbor who is single and has got a rockin' bod. He's right next door and you can see into his bedroom from our spare bedroom. I've had my husband watch me this way many times. Brian, our neighbor, has one huge window that look directly onto his bed. Our houses are side by side and aren't far apart so you get a great view.

One day I waited over at Brian's and got him warmed up while I waited for my husband to get home from work. We were downstairs in the family room so that we could see when he got home. I was on my knees being as much of a dirty whore as I could for him. I let him use my face and he slapped me around a little while he fucked my mouth. He came in my mouth and we sat around while he recovered and we waited for my husband. He was taking awhile though, so Brian started licking me and got me off twice before my husband got home.

As soon as we saw him we ran upstairs to his bedroom. He was rock hard again from eating my pussy. I instructed him to make me his cock slut for the afternoon and that everything he did had to be as visible to my husband as possible. We started fucking and I made as much noise as possible to help summon my husband's attention. I had left the door to our normally closed spare bedroom wide open to bait him too. He came in pretty quickly and I saw him sit down on the bed in there and watch us.

Brian fucked me doggy style for a long time, pulling my hair, spanking my ass, putting his fingers in my ass. Every now and then he would come out and to the other side of me so I could suck his cock soaked with my juices. My husband by this time had taken his cock out to masturbate. Brian put me on my back and pulled me over the edge of the bed so I could take him deeper. He fucked my throat deep and felt my throat move with his hands on the outside of it. When he took it out I told him to eat my ass. He flipped me over and put me up doggy style and dove in. I really wanted to put on a show for my husband today so I told Brian to fuck my ass. I don't normally let either my husband or Brian fuck it that often, but I had been feeling particularly horny that day. This would also be the first time my husband would be watching when Brian fucked my ass. He finished eating it, went to get the lube and came back and covered my asshole and his cock with it.

Brian's cock is not so long as it is thick. Really thick. We usually have to take about 5 minutes to get him in all the way, but when he's in it's great. I got on top of him and put it in. Once he was in I rode him pretty hard. I looked back behind me and could see my husband still masturbating with his mouth wide open. I was feeling hornier than ever and I wanted to do something truly dirty to get him off this day. I told Brian I wanted him to fuck my mouth again and cum in it. I had never done ass to mouth before with anyone and never planned on it, but I know my husband likes watching it in porn. He also talks about it occasionally. I dismounted Brian and got on my knees. He stood up and put it in my mouth and came just about as soon as he put it in. I looked over and saw my husband was also spent.

It was gross, but not all that bad and I was horny enough at the time to do it. But both my husband and Brian can't stop talking about it now and I know it's something they'll never forget. True story.

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#75, Girl's story: There's nothing that turns me on more than sucking my man's cock from completely limp to rock hard. I love feeling him grow in my mouth. Usually I accomplish this by catching him at odd times: before he wakes up, when he's busy and concentrated on something else, etc.

Last time I did it while he was playing a video game. He was on the couch in just his boxers, playing, so I had easy access. I got down on my knees and crawled over to him. He barely noticed me because he really gets into his games. I slipped his cock through the hole in his boxers and just held it there in my mouth for a moment. He laughed a little and said something about his game. I push him back a little so he wasn't leaning forward and took him all the way in. I licked his balls with his limp cock in my mouth and he started to grow. I kept at it, still licking his balls, still his nice cock in my mouth. He was still playing his game by the time he was about half erect.

I undid my pants and slid them off, still with his cock in my mouth. He looked down at my ass and stopped playing his game. By this time I could no longer reach his balls with my tongue, so I just sat there with his cock in my mouth barely moving on it. I let my spit drip out of my mouth down his shaft and it covered his balls. He pulled my hair back so he could see and I felt it grow more. He was at his maximum hardness and I was exceedingly wet at this point. I let him out of my mouth and mounted him. He pulled my thong aside and I slid his spit soaked cock into me. He pulled off my shirt and I rode him till orgasm while he sucked and grabbed on my tits. He hadn't yet orgasmed so he held my waist and fucked me till he had his. I can always feel his cock get bigger when he's about to cum and so I had another when he had his. True story.

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#74, Guy's story: At the time I had a couple of female friends, one local friend with benefits and another that lived out of state, married but in an open relationship. I'll call the local one "A", and the other "B". I didn't see B very often, but we'd maintained contact and occasionally visit each other. Through these visits, A got to know B and they became pretty good friends. B made plans to visit, and wanted to stay with me for several days. Due to flight availabilities these were mainly weekdays and I was unable to get much time off from work, so I'd planned for A to entertain her during the day while I was at work by taking her out shopping. A hadn't seen B for quite awhile and looked forward to spending some time with her. The first day of her arrival, A would pick B up at the airport and I would see them when I got home. B's arrival was my birthday, so we'd all made plans to go out that night to celebrate. Little did I know how entertaining this birthday was to be.

When I arrived home that evening, A and B were both sitting in my living room after the day of shopping. They giggled about having bought a few fun things, but that I'd have to wait until after dinner to see what they bought. They explained that as it was my birthday, they'd decided to make me dinner instead of going out, and that's just what they did. Now after dinner, with room lights turned down a little the two started whispering to each other and then asked if I'd like to see what they got. Now, I'd been intrigued for about an hour or so and really had no idea what could be such a big secret. But first I'd have to close my eyes and wait until they told me I could open them ....

Eyes closed and hearing all manner of rustling in the background I really started to wonder what was in store. It was taking quite awhile and I recall asking what was taking so long, still not peeking so as to not blow the surprise. A voice giggled "still not quite ready, just hold on" but before long I was told to open my eyes. Now both A and B had pretty big tits - A was at least a DD cup, and B was pretty close to that, neither was exactly svelte, more full-figured without being heavy. These two curvaceous women were dressed only in small, mostly transparent lingerie and knelt in front of me.

It wasn't sure just what the surprise was beyond this new lingerie and need to show it off. B explained that as it was my birthday they had a special treat and that I just had to sit back and enjoy. With that she got up and started showing off her body through the outfit and pulled A up to do the same. I felt a distinct rise in my pants as they paraded with bits of pussy and ass showing off around the limits of the tiny outfits. B sat down next to me on the couch as she watched A parading too, but as A returned she didn't sit to my side but on my lap, facing.

Pushing her boobs full in my face, A began to move back and forth on my lap in kind of an amateur lap dance. My hands rose to squeeze her breasts, but was reminded to just sit back. She removed the top of her lingerie and opened my shirt, stroking my chest with hers. A played like this for awhile and then moved aside for B to sit on my lap topless too. Both women then started caressing me with their naked breasts. I thought my cock was going to burst right through my pants.

B could apparently feel my erection bulge through her bottoms and got off my lap. She motioned me to join her and both women helped me out of my pants and underwear. I had a major hard-on, which was apparently the idea of this anyway as they pushed me back to sit on the couch. B started sucking my cock and I played with A's tits as she watched B's head bobbing away. Remarking that she didn't want to have "all the fun", she then handed my dick over to A and sat back to watch. A got busy sucking me, and B stretched out a bit so I could slide her bottoms aside and finger her pussy. This got B pretty worked up and soon I had both women licking my balls and cock.

They had more in store. A mentioned now we really should go back to the bedroom. Now imagine the sight of two buxom topless women in see-through panties walking a naked, erect man down the hall. In the bedroom I pulled off those panties. A had a completely shaved puss showing outer labia, B had a thin bush of blond hair and inner lips nicely in view. I began to eat each woman out in turn, fingering their vaginas until they were both soaking wet.

I lay back on the bed and pulled A on top of me, sliding my still very hard cock up into her. Pulling B over closer I motioned her to straddle my face, facing A. From there, A started fucking me as I felt the full wonderful wet smoothness of B's pussy and ass against my face. It was VERY hard not to cum right away ... so intense! B and A both came loudly though, and now it was B's turn to have her pussy filled with cock.

A climbed off and B got on her hands and knees and put her nice big hairy pussy in full, soaking wet view, lips dark pink from all the oral play. I pushed the head of my cock in between those lips and fucked B into a fine orgasm. Next I asked A to get on her hands and knees too, pulled out of B's puss and slid deep into A's tight shaved hole. I continued to finger B as I pounded away in A's vagina until I started to feel just how much work it was to keep two horny women satisfied.

Laying back on the bed, it was B's turn to finish me off. She spread her lips apart and pulling my dick inside her she pushed herself down until her crotch was full against mine. Then laying flat against me, she slid herself up to the point where the tip of penis was almost out of her and then glided down the full length of the shaft. With a slowly building rhythm, she kept this going over and over to the point I could take no more. With the full force of all this incredible sex, I exploded inside her. The evening ended with us all getting hot and bothered again and A getting her fill of cum, too.

I'll never forget, and this is no B.S.

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#73, Girl's story: I was flatting with two guys after leaving home and had a room that was really just a widened section of the hallway. It was a bit grotty but overall a fairly good flat and the price was right. One of the guys was a techy nerd and easy going, the other one was a bit arrogant but kind of cute, and I could tell by the way we got on that maybe things would happen. They did, but not in the usual fashion.

Came home from work one day a bit early, walked down the hall, and caught the cute flatmate sniffing the inner crotch of my jeans. His eyes were closed, his jeans had quite a bulge. So I said "what the hell are you doing" real loud. I was pretty angry. He was immediately contrite. Full of apology, and whined something about them smelling so good and he'd never do it again etc etc. (I had a sniff later, they were fairly strong. I get wet easy - guess it had soaked through.) So quite angry, and wanting revenge, and slightly aroused, I decided on payback, and amazingly, talked him into getting naked and tied to his own bed. I got may pants off and straddled his chest. Made him lick me until I was about to cum. Then I got onto him, with my back to his face, and rode him, slowly, keeping myself on the edge. When I felt his dick tense up, I squeezed the underside of the base..I'd read that was good for stopping the ejaculation reflex, and it worked. He stayed hard but didn't cum. I rode him through three of my own orgasms, squeezing him whenever I thought he was getting close.

This was wicked. I kept him on the edge, by stroking his dick, his nipples, and making him lick me for almost an hour. By then his dick was twitching continuously and his balls were swollen, and he was pleading for relief. I left him tied up and told him I was going out for the night, which was mean. In fact, all l I did was go down the road for a takeaway, and bring it back. He was still hard and twitching, trying to get the knots untied. By then I was feeling pretty good, so I untied him and mentioned there was food in the kitchen, but all he was interested in was getting off. I refused his advances, and watched as he jerked off, which took about ten seconds and went everywhere.

(Don't worry, I made it up to him several times later. The sex was great.)

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#72, Guy's story: My girlfriend (22 years old) and I (24 years) broke up over a month ago, but she comes over to get some of her stuff and then she asks for a back massage. I oblige. It's okay for her to take off her shirt after she asks...whew i'm getting stirred up and starting a boner as I sit on top of her. She says it's okay to take off her bra strap if it gets in the way. I sigh deeply and say you know I may have to massage your breasts that way. She says okay. What a wonderful opportunity it is to massage an old lover! I massage her sensuously, lovingly, passionately as our bodies and breaths deepen and heat up. I've worked her whole upper body, i'm moving onto her muscles near her ass. She pulls her pants down, panties and all. I let out a soft moan “oh god” with the sight of her wet pussy and kiss the back of her neck. She pulls them up. I whisper can I touch you? She whispers yes and pulls her panties down again. I massage her gorgeous muscular butt, she is breathing deeper and I can feel her sexuality coming through, my cock is bursting through my boxers as I long for her soul and body. I run a finger down, gently touching her. She moans softly. She wants me. I now move to her strong legs, massaging all the way down to her feet, massaging them, breathing love all over her legs, licking the cracks and all. She spreads her legs, hungry for more. I work back up and am massaging around her sweet spot. She says put your fingers inside me. At this point we are both horny as hell. I take off my boxers and and I turn her over and embrace her naked body. No kissing on the lips. I kiss her neck, I want her and she wants me. I massage her outside area and then finally go to her. She's sopping wet, I let out a soft moan of enjoyment. I love pleasuring her. I rub her clit for a while, she's soon going to come. Faster than normal. Way faster. Then I put one finger inside her, then another. I rock her like this until she comes. Oh her body writhing in the control of mine! I'm so hard and happy and yet still we're both so hungry for more. She takes my cock and puts it between her legs, holding it as we grind back and forth. She's so wet, I feel like I'm inside her as the sound and feeling blows our minds. She grinds on me, I grip her neck and grind on her so she can feel my powerful loving strength. She swoons and moans and we're both loving it. I get closer to coming and slow things down. She looks at me and smiles as she gets out the vibrator. She puts it to her clit and so swiftly her body tenses up as orgasm approaches! I'm licking her, kissing her neck, her breasts, running my fingers through her hair, licking her body. I lick lower and lower until i'm licking into her belly button, pushing her to another orgasm! She puts the vibrator down after twisting and writhing, and we hold each other lovingly, with somehow a friendly distance. What a powerful connection and space! She says no sex. But I want it so bad. I know. So does she. I want to pleasure her more, I can't get enough of this surprising encounter. I go down on her and lick her clit and inside her vagina and all over. Just a little anal, enough for her to like it but not ask me to stop. I make her cum again with my tongue while she strokes my cock. We lay awhile...I don't even ask her to make me cum. Never kissing once on the lips. Never giving anything away but the glory of our bodies releasing and sucking in the energy of the world. And then we became “normal friends” again, pulling on our clothes and walking out the door. I said goodbye with a hug. The night ended that way for us. True story.

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#71, Guy's story: My ex-wife was the best cocksucker i have ever known.She knew all the nuances and tricks that only a real pro would be expert in.I loved her for it,she used her Kugel dildo and kept her snapper in real form.If she wasn't such a mean bitch we would probably still be together.But I would like to describe one of her pet peeves,she wanted me out the door ,off to work early so she could have the house to herself.She would push me out as fast as possible for some reason,I never discovered why.But she had her ways to encourage me to be a good provider and rush off to work.We would rarely eat breakfast together but some one would always brew some freshly ground French Roast or a Street Roast and wake the other with a fresh mug.
One morning feeling horny i said to Diane,"I don't want to go to work ,I don't wan't to go to school ,I'm sick ,sick of school.Diane scowled at me and said "don't give me that sissy shit your out of here to work in five minutes,or you will wish you were back in school."Damn Di ,I said lets go back to bed and fuck,that's why I am self employed so I can make my own schedule and enjoy your little cunt when I am horny.""Don't give me that shit you lazy bastard" I will suck you off and send you to work like a good wife and you will go make me lots of money."OK you bitch, deal ,you blow and I'll go."Diane picked up her mug and took a big sip of hot French Roast"then she fell hungrily upon my semi -erect cock with her hot mouth and sucked and nibbled on my startled pecker like a dehydrated calf.After a few seconds she took another sip of hot coffee and wen't down on me again,biting and chewing on my glans,and scraping her teeth along the shaft of my now throbbing rock hard cock.
"Oh my ! where did you learn that trick? "i gasped"".Nomeaaaaurfknbisnzs Di slurped'"Hurry up an cum cus I'm busy today""Sweetie I know you are the best cocksucker I have ever met but you know it takes a while to get me to come."Well I don't have much time to wait ,said Diane while she slurped more coffee.Here let me stick this finger up your ass."Just as she said that she re -engulfed her steaming coffee mouth onto my throbbing pecker and thrust her finger up my ass!That was the last straw for me.Within minutes she had swallowed a huge load of come and sent me off packing with my lunch box".Have a good day dear I said" Yeah ,you too babe, but don't think I am going to spoil you like this every day."Sweetheart you are the best cocksucker I have ever married"I panted, "Get to fuckin' work you lazy bastard" was the last thing I heard as I headed to my truck with a big smile on my face.
Nice way to start your day.Needless to say I wish I only had good memories like that one of my terrible marriage.The woman had the best sex skills but no social skills.

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